FutileHumility

55644 pts · May 10, 2017


(Confused Hegseth noises)

3 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

2 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Keep recycling and using paper straws to save the earth…

2 weeks ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 6

I too, choose this guy’s ex-wives

3 weeks ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

4 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Ahead of their time…. Also, um, have you gone outside into public lately? You may find more things difficult to get over out there lately…. Godspeed.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Can confirm. I live 4 miles from the stadium. It’s built in the middle of a swamp. Much like the Dead Marshes, but the dead are from the mafia instead of soldiers. Built on land no one could live or walk on - backfilled with landfill - It’s a stadium built 10 miles from NYC in 1980, there wasn’t lots of spare room near NYC for a stadium, so they engineered it in a swamp.
Don’t follow the lights.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Where the hell is congress??

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2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only 10 mos left to deploy in the cities of the rest of the swing states before the mid term elections

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’d be a shame if he hit a pole…
It’d be a shame if he hit a pole…
It’d be a shame if he, OH DAYUM!

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Um… that may be the first time those words have been written in that order on the internet…

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Most. Some rot from the inside out.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Stop cutting sex education in schools you vile conservative ghouls…

5 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Y’arr ye dot

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

‘Better than announcing layoffs’ there’s a PR consideration, but there’s also a human element to that - you’d rather people make the decision to leave rather than make the decision for them… so those who are leaving are hopefully doing so with a plan… neither are ideal, but workforce planning can be a challenge of lesser evils

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

[workforce planning management consultant here]
RTO (return to office) is a strategy that has a planned and baked-in attrition rate at this point. There is enough data provided by consulting firms that I’ve seen wherein they estimate the ‘voluntary attrition’ that will result based on employee distances from office and a slew of other factors. Sometimes leadership truly sees value in being in office… Worst cases, I’ve seen it done because it’s better than announcing layoffs.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am not ticklish in my belly button…

I DON’T like being tickled, and I am ticklish elsewhere (feet particularly). Since my eldest son was old enough to want to tickle me, I’ve lied that I’m VERY ticklish in my belly button, and acted as such since. 2 kids and 14 years later, they’ve not tried finding any other spot.

6 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Ah, the nostalgia of my childhood…. Never fun, but it brings me comfort to know I’m doing better with my kids

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about that guy for president instead of, like, (waves generally) all this over here…?

7 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Ah, an AI video… so about sucking up about 3.5 days of powering a house then?

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1