Funterick

29823 pts ยท August 15, 2015


He is required to put his full name on legal documents, so they'll be getting a letter from "Pisstopher Jugman."

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

HiH

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

https://www.magicinc.net/products/adams-magic-money-maker-trick It's a magic trick that turns a blank paper into a bill.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I ask this question daily...

3 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 1

#23 Sung in the tune of Pink Floyd : "Hey, finger... Leave that frog alone"

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My ability to unhinge my jaw is the only thing making this burger feasible. Sorry you mortals can't enjoy it with me.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That baby heron killed the dinosaurs?

4 years ago | Likes 591 Dislikes 2

That's a mighty fine cloaca right there.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All we need is Edward Macaroni fork and a creep who verifies if a picture has nipples, and the entirety of imgur is represented in a picture

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

4 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 2

Sa-wing and a miss.

4 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 9

Let's hope. So far it's a ghost town.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got your "Prime sauce" right here! *Gestures inappropriately at crotch.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damnit Shake, he needs his brain.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 kinda looks like Jonah Hill.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, I feel that right now. I could sure use a day off.

4 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Welcome back, you glorious bastard. You certainly got me.

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

Itsa me, an Abomination!

4 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 1

Queen Marie ANToinette.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Too many of your teeth. TOO MANY OF YOUR TEETH!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You slept 51 minutes?! How tires are you?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is Elitch's open?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not how getting upvotes works...

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To paraphrase The Critic: "What do you even call people from Guam? Guamish? Guambats? Guammy Bears?"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's got the keys to the Jeep? Vroom!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Living in a lemon under a foot looks pretty sad.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Is this what a stroke feels like?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

eew.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0