FunkyCandyPilot

104 pts ยท October 21, 2017


When you had "a few" friends over for a party and your parents come home early from their business trip.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coming soon to Disney+: 101 Saint Bernards!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My cats are so into the Puppy Bowl and Too Cute and sometimes World's Deadliest whatever. Then again they also liked Breaking Bad.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think I pooped my pants. Didnt expect them to be dropped and go splat into that mountain. RIP.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow that's some highly skilled kitchen staff ya got there but can he make a souffle?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG. That looks just like Afroduck! God dammit I miss him.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shitballs! My butt just clenched a little.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I definitely like this limited edition white over the standard gator green.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wheeeeeeee!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is annoying. Doing cheap shit like cutting corners. Probably going to upsell the hell out of this place with "new upgrades".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Heckin handsomest postal worker I ever did see!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The look on his face is gold. It goes from Oh Shit! Oh Shit! Oh Shit!...to awww dude that was awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ummm...is that a Toyota?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This would make a great album cover

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a weenie in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing in this world will love you more unconditionally than a dog. He's the goodest of boys.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you try to get out of those skinny jeans that are 3 times too tight and you swear that you haven't gained any weight.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It kinda looks like a dude in a bikini top but has "I wanna speak to you manager" hair. I have so many questions.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scared my boyfriend that he left. Dookie was the best ferret. I miss that that wonderful little brat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a ferret. Dookie was his name. My boyfriend came over. Dookie was lurking in the dark. Dookie went covert ops up his pantleg...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom has a Quaker Parrot that is the spawn of Satan. It tries to bite you then laughes diabolically. He's such an asshole.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cuteness! It's too much! Can't handle all the cuteness..Ow my heart...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there... gave them the ol' Nyquil cherry pie then slipped off to the man cave for some games.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 is try not to pee while laughing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hurry up the bacons gettin' cold"- dude in the back- probably

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel your pain. This is me with pretty much any game from Ubisoft.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Far Cry 5? Yep..Far Cry 5.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Awww hell no! No no no no! That thing just nibbled on a piece of bread! Never sleeping again....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear God it looks like a Tasty Bake Oven and a Play Doh Fun Factory had sex.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0