FunkaGenocide

6190 pts ยท July 16, 2015


Army for land, Air Force for sky, Navy for sea... but Marines? Marines are for killing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That will never ever work. Man woken up by bj: most amazing life experience ever. Woman: most terrifying thing ever.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a pretty classic strawman argument right there.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

I always buy the clubs first, then carry them around in my shitty old bag because... well because I like it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you graph all of these simple functions on the same plane it forms an anarchy symbol. I uh... you were really asking right?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What's that officer? License? I'm a dog."

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

/4 a man etc. etc. Kind of like Batman, the mythos overtakes the man and lends an air of supernatural puissance to his actions.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/3 would seem to suggest that there is some form of transcendent mechanism in play, like fate. So long as he wears the skull he is more than

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/2 but in a lot of ways his character seems to find providence that a guy with guns really shouldn't. His embodiment of a cause or archetype

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is something of an understated assumption of the mantle of "The Punisher." What you might call plot immunity in a narrative sense /1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment isn't getting the attention it deserves. Accept my upvote as condolences.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe being gay for angry, sleep deprived hospital workers is a fetish.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Get as much credit as you can, buy all the awesome shit, die young and never pay it off.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, you're delusional and trying to shift the blame for your poor decisions onto a scapegoat while simultaneously inflating your own ego.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude shut up and manage your money better.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ah, hyup.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you're too tired to move anything but your right arm, but she's DTF.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This reminds me that I should stop eating.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

and then The Punisher was wrecking shit for days, and fucking ninjas and SHIT FUCK

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a bucket of fries? Where do you go to college bro. This is vital information.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can't handle me at my tooties, you don't deserve me at my swootiest.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When he transforms into his epic flight form, they will know the truth.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That desperate look on the man's face as he tears the bridge apart with his bare hands. This was the only way out.

10 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

Why would you take your shirt off?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You didn't even put your name on it, but you still passed. D-

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure a normal knife works just as well. Blood will fall out on it's own if you make a big enough hole. Don't be lazy, murderers.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's not fat, he's just husky.

10 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 4

Thick like freshly poured cement.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I think Blake just needs to stop punching people, off the court at least.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a Clippers fan so... I'll just go cry a lot and drink more.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0