FullTimeD

9102 pts ยท April 29, 2016


Here for the lolz. And the existential dread, and sometimes pretty girls... but mostly the lolz.

Hey everybody, look!! Our hero is here, and they're ready to jump on the front lines and fire the first shot! They're so brave seeing people literally being tackled to the ground and shot 10 times in the back for trying to help a stranger being attacked by the gestapo in the streets! But don't worry, they're so much braver than all of us "insanely complacent" americans!
Fucking clown ๐Ÿ™„

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

One of them is literally married to my cousin lol

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it me, or is the slightly curled up old-timey pirate map lookin paper giving off ai vibes? Like the photo was erased? Fuck the both of them either way, but still

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Literal morality police?? Jesus fuck

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's also a thing on Tuesdays now. I mean if you're interested.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I approve this message

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok everybody, show of hands; who's flabbers were absolutely gasted when they learned it was a gun-loving Christian conservative from a law enforcement family?
Anyone?
Bueller?

6 months ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 4

So his own dad turned him in. Likely sentenced him to death. His own son...
I'm sure the absolutely nothing he receives from the $100,000 reward will be comfort enough though.

6 months ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 10

Apparently the discharged cartridge left in the chamber, and the 3 live rounds in the magazine. It was bolt action, so the spent cartridge would have to be manually ejected to load the next round. It's a smart way to not leave evidence behind if you're only firing one shot. Dropping the shit in the woods though... less smart.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The armed forces typically aren't deployed against their own own citizens, and the POTUS doesn't typically declare war on American cities, but... here we are.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm Casie. I'm Tasie.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This one gets me every time. I miss my dad so much.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I miss my dad so much

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Milkshakes

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Take notice the Montana plate. A popular workaround is to set up an LLC in Montana and register your car there.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

AIPAC

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fuck this place

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's interesting. I'm trying to map it out in my head where the Live song ended or faded into the other song. Sheeit.... I guess I'll just have to find that DVD. What a weird memory to unlock. Thanks OP :)

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What did they do at the part where Vince attacks Brian? I feel like the track swells at the "watch yo back!" part right there. Doesn't really fit with Butterfly obviously. Shoot, I gotta find my theatrical version DVD from when west coast video closed

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I flew out of EWR on Sunday. 2 hour delay... Can't wait to fly back.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"You're country needs you, son. The government can't intervene directly. You have to be the one to save us all. You're going to be a hero!"

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Same

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Now I know! And I care! I'm sorry, and I love you.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glory glory what a hell of a way to die!

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Regular parents: If you get an A in geometry, you can get a pet.
Arisa's parents: Yea nah, we're gonna need to see an Olympic gold medal...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did Zeus really approve of that?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I regret unmuting

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that man. The humility and self-sacrifice it takes to do what he did. To come out of retirement and say I cannot abide, to now stepping aside for the greater good... Thank you, Joe. We'll make you proud.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

West Port, NY to Philadelphia in right about 7 hours. I thought surely it'd be at least 9.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats and excellent choice! My FC and my mom's SA! Enjoy your car ๐Ÿ˜

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0