We're sorry Darren.
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77
I dropped a paper towel on the floor.
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223
Steak with a side of steak for dinner tonight.
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81
When that bead of sweat slowly drips down your ass crack.
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4
3418
E.T.
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4
58
It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
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289
MRW my SO is wasted and I find him puking on the window sill in our bedroom.
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8
317
Ready, set, weekend!
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31
My life erryday.
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41
That's my bike punk!
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3
602
Texas Pride.
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44
my reaction...
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98
Dis my hooman now.
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1
32
My favorite picture of Harrison Ford. Fuck, I love this guy... I'm drunk.
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1412
"parenting"
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167
King of the rats
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8
45
Pfffttt,that didn't huur........
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152
This guy.
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33
He-who-must-not-be-named
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33
mrw I try to watch last night's episode of GOT and realize my sister cancelled HBO... I was using her login for HBOGO.
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239
No matter what color we are, we all taste the same on the inside.
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MRW i've been eating healthy and working out and can finally fit into my "pre-fat" jeans
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MRW I run out of weed and smoke resin instead.
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Excellent.
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1943
God bless America.
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35
Good Guy Penn
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65
Laser cat. Giving zero fucks, as usual...
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737
Well, I guess I won't be mowing the lawn today after all.
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60
Oklahoma teacher shows up drunk and pantless on the first day of school.
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121
Every time I go to the bathroom...
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