I don't really know much but I do know that I used to live in the 20th century but because of a freaky little alien with 3 eyes I got frozen for a thousand years and woke up in the year 3000.
I don't really know much but I do know that I used to live in the 20th century but because of a freaky little alien with 3 eyes I got frozen for a thousand years and woke up in the year 3000.
I’m so holy, you can shine a light in one ear and it’d come out the other. It’s true, ask my doctor.
Watch, here’s the part where they’ll say you’re an actor hired by the government!
It’s people like you that make me wish I could favorite a comment: thank you!
Oof thanks for the help
Yeah I know how to tag, but I’m not sure how to repost my favorites without just saving and posting them
If it’s good enough for NASA, it’s good enough for me. +1
I felt that
Subtle
Clever
Apocalypse has already happened in 2012, it’s just an ongoing thing
Trickery is afoot
Did you do these yourself?
Ye-
Hey! That’s my home you’re talking about! It isn’t so civilized when you get to know the people!
I exhaled slightly stronger.
There’s other ways to prepare your chicken?
Late to the game.
Dog = upvote. Simple.
What are these alien comics
What is that clip from
Had a flashback of my boomer grandma saying “what a hoot” on my Facebook meme posts
Dude that’s scary shit, did they know they were sick or did they collapse out of nowhere?
Look again, there isn’t a cigarette in her fingers
“A minion reasons to be kind”