FrozenDistress

768 pts · June 8, 2015


Congrats OP! We are also 37 weeks along and just have to put up the same bookshelves you have and our nursery is ready too!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

George is a handsome man and does his best.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet the rates at that hotel are rock bottom

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should have the GTA "Wasted" screen

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

8 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 2

Yes, dB levels don't work the way that person thinks. Bothered me more than it should reading it.

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 3

I'm 12 and this is deep - OP

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

It runs like Phoebe Buffay!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Talk shit get hit" - White dog, probably

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice job! Now pull off a sick wheelie!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thanks dad

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The NSA is getting creative

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice post. Love to read these!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes it is. You accidently upvote trying to do it so you down vote to cancel it out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now he has two $35 ones

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

PM Joe Trudeau, Justin's evil twin.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It took the midnight train...

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 3

Dobby will keep you safe

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swans can be gay

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

FW: FW:FW: FW:FW

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because he is all out of spagetti

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This Pokémon can be gay.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He just didn't want to go out like Harambe did.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

We'll put on a show

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We need the Traveler.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Humans are goddamn monsters.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're lucky Ozzy would rather bite a bat.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ink is still wet on that fella.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We also would have accepted snot gun!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Left dancing shark

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0