FrogurtRocks

11880 pts ยท October 25, 2013


Reality is no place for squeamish people.

Big spoon for cereal, little spoon for ice cream.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What the bloody hell?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The shape is specific to signs that are designed to be posted on top of traffic cones. Why it's on that piece of paper I can't imagine.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Coconut - Harry Nilsson

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Has anyone told the cat this?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that you bought your Nissan Pathfinder at Giles Auto in Lafayette, Louisiana.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No nutritional value at all, but yes, completely safe. Frequently used for wooden cutting boards.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Damn, that chin has its own zip code.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you near an airfield? If so, it's to alert pilots to the power line. If not, I have no idea.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Damn, that is creepily good!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm feelin #10 just a bit too much.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Your door's not closed.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rootin' tootin'

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do NOT have questions.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your scale is asking to be bread.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oof! I had a visceral reaction to that.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Absolutely! People in the 'burbs get super judgey about lawns.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't Give Up - Peter Gabriel

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

It's not a phase, mom! This is who I am.

4 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Because it's lonely. $5.00 gas means it's going to stay lonely.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks for this. I attended 7th and 8th grades at Robert Smalls Junior High and didn't care enough then to wonder who he was. Total badass!

4 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

If you know, you know.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unsecured load. Inertia is a bitch!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm not crying, you're crying!

4 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

4 years ago | Likes 325 Dislikes 2