FrightenedInmateNumberTwo

12022 pts · September 4, 2014


*laughs in crippling student debt*

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

- has a dipshit son | - has two dipshit sons, and son in law

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Since all the malls closed

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Left Jesus needs more guns

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mo money mo problems

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s a pretty big gap between 1 and 2. Intellevision, Atari 5200, Colecovision

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People with a shitload of Pfizer stock think so

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I'm not the only one who think it looks like Leo is fucking Jeff Spicoli

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Our old dogs doppelgänger.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Orange. Black and orange.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’m so lazy I’ll need something on the other side of the store I’M IN and decide to just use Amazon Prime instead

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I call dibs on the afterbirth

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just a toe knife

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Barack Obama’s voice double

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In what other profession are all the "best candidates" in their mid-70's or older?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sure? Have you seen the asshole he’s running against?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and if you succeed, you're qualified to run the USPS

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

IS THAT A TWISTED SISTER PIN??? ON YOUR UNIFORM???

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell Yeah. Much better selection and, you know...MakeMKV

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lost it at meat is murder

4 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

* and now rich af

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Blondes, Brunettes, Black, White, Latinas, Dead Girls, all of my favorite things.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Maybe he was just worried about the competition

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

…On tape

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

dysentary

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and if it wasn't ready in 5 minutes it was free. As I kid I remember praying it would take 6 minutes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Player Two has entered the game

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had to pick the checks up at the Antifa protests

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1