4396 pts ยท February 9, 2015
I'm here for the kittens and punny comments
Fuck the world
A lansitter always plays his best
Hey to be fair the driving doggo IS watching the road
I did it twice. Im going again
If that's not a vacuum cleaner... then your New Year will still be very lonely
Dont they have punctuation over there?
Astronauts always use both hands to pick up a pencil
Asians sleep everywhere
Yeah... not very impressive. But we're letting it slide because of the dance
This... this isnt tumblr
Captain* jack sparrow
I had the best dumps I ever had in japan <3 also I always hit bidet button, it tickled my balls real good
Just salt the spaghetti when its on your plate. Delicious, I promise
For reals, How does one get dick from richard?
I can see his little fish mouth as I read this
Lee Chong Wei must be the ultimate werewolf hunter
when I want to get it on with my tall girlfriend
Brits
Is it bubbles?
Does.pokevision work outside US?
There's a journal!?
Truly a master-bater
I dove these, they're so bunny! do you have any otters?
Except for your captain
Im just gonna stay far away from the vatican in the near future then
Always kill off the mentor. There must only be one black character.
That black guy stealing the old ladys groceries in the subway doesn't quite fit in
Thanks, this made me feel a bit better
Has there ever been a bad zelda game?
Lol no wait -Drake #1 hit single
Fuck the world
A lansitter always plays his best
Hey to be fair the driving doggo IS watching the road
I did it twice. Im going again
If that's not a vacuum cleaner... then your New Year will still be very lonely
Dont they have punctuation over there?
Astronauts always use both hands to pick up a pencil
Asians sleep everywhere
Yeah... not very impressive. But we're letting it slide because of the dance
This... this isnt tumblr
Captain* jack sparrow
I had the best dumps I ever had in japan <3 also I always hit bidet button, it tickled my balls real good
Just salt the spaghetti when its on your plate. Delicious, I promise
For reals, How does one get dick from richard?
I can see his little fish mouth as I read this
Lee Chong Wei must be the ultimate werewolf hunter
when I want to get it on with my tall girlfriend
Brits
Is it bubbles?
Does.pokevision work outside US?
There's a journal!?
Truly a master-bater
I dove these, they're so bunny! do you have any otters?
Except for your captain
Im just gonna stay far away from the vatican in the near future then
Always kill off the mentor. There must only be one black character.
That black guy stealing the old ladys groceries in the subway doesn't quite fit in
Thanks, this made me feel a bit better
Has there ever been a bad zelda game?
Lol no wait -Drake #1 hit single