FriedMashedPotatoes

920 pts ยท July 10, 2016


I'm not that interesting, but if this gets to the front page, I'll post a picture of me doing the comment with the most points. (Keep in mind I have limited resources.)

10/10 would accidentally tear the flesh off my back with the rock ceiling.

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My Chemistry teacher has the first one hanging in his classroom

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What about Spaceball 1 ?

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Are you Fucking kidding me with this shit?

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...because on the day of a tragedy, the victims are not on twitter!

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Holy shit! I just read that scene in the book last night. Dragon woke AF

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I still actually play

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Idk, but there's a skull in her flowers

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I feel like this took me way too long to understand.

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Why yes, I suppose so.

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Because I invented it... I promise.

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No me gusta la class de espanol porgue mi profesora es una perra.

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... and you fry them until they're delicious.

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Yes, you can. What you do is, you take your leftover mashed potatoes, and you fry them with a shit-ton of butter and maybe some bacon, ...

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Shit! *You're

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Your missing the point of my post

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Saw*

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This actually taught me a lot about my cat.

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She's gonna get stabbed by that red one on the bottom left.

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...prreganont?

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I love when he throws a fucking circular saw blade through a guy's head.

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That took me too long

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Anyone else notice the shadow of a giraffe for a second there?

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Welcome, Dex- star.

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That's a fucking goat.

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Not in lacrosse but I guess hockey's a bit different

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Is the surgeon going to stab his eyes?

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#teamzombie

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