FrequentListenerFirstTimeCaller

14523 pts ยท April 2, 2015


This isn't the best bio in the world. This is just a tribute!

The original "truck nuts"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Covering his nuts with an extra layer of protection as per the manual.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That *was* slow motion...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just when you think you are safe and can look around, some asshole has the rocket launcher and reks your shitand then murders your face.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Previous job was on the blair witch project.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ask your girlfriend.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fired.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, sorry had to type fast to make sure I got my fake internet points!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cam Wooly

8 years ago | Likes 488 Dislikes 4

It's Thor's hammer silly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Gluten free

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just don't get 27 dogs. Animal hoarders is freaking me out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

30 moist

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I usually binge on a new game and then don't play for 6 months.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was totally hoping justin would have blue shark as part of his halftime show.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol. Best comment all day.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you pay extra you get a random chance to go to the special room or a some random stuff from the lost and found.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That little scamp.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanos > *

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I didn't know colt made pencils.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Does this mean that the 3rd girl was the best or that he was the third best at giving them? English has me confused.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Username applies

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol. So true, especially since I got fat.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Vent away. Try not to lose your faith in humanity because of this!

8 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 1

Because they wanted to paint your nails?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: it's not illegal (in ontario) to drive bare foot. I got in the habit when I lived in the Caribbean and drive all summer free!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After that day Wilbur the Waterbuffalo rose to power in the herd. He was the buffalo that scared off the lions and his story is still told.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Always a fan of Charisma Carpenter personally

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