FreakedFack

6885 pts ยท March 26, 2013


I like dogs and quantum physics.

Give me oatmeal any day/every day.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know about that. I think there's a lot more important things to care about and few of those are because they're a lot worse.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I do. Now I run Linux.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well it's not sex with yourself, it's sex with a clone. Clones occur naturally in the world - Single egg twins.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't it be more like 'the potential of life' sending gifts or 'birth'? The journey is life, not the beginning??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Right, but that's a clone, not yourself.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can you have sex with yourself? Portal style? That'd be masturbation?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd have a hard time masturbating with two hands having only one myself, but I'd properbly find a way. I'm creative like that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well yes, unless you drastically change the method of pumping ar- Oh I get it!

7 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

Good point. Speaking from personal experience though; the one can lead to the other.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never tell them you're improving! It might break their immersion slightly.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I can't help but think you might need to go for a different breed next time then. Sorry for your loss. I don't mean to offend.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wagging means excited, which can also happen when your dog is in distress.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea, that aspect is never straight forward. Maybe get comfortable doing things like watching porn with him? Whatever you come up with; GL&HF

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beautiful.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duh. Bad meme use.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

2/2 have him experiment with techniques, try things out and there'll surely be something you'll love.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hmmph.. I see. Well.. Will you be too distracted by him being in the room to observe? Otherwise I suspect all you've got to do then is 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

4/4 It's totally okay to not go all the way the first time. You've gotta learn from each other and get comfortable. It might take tries.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

3/? just trying to not get too self aware; have a fantasy, think of what he's doing or maybe recall how you were intimate previously. 3/?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

2/? physically you can tell him how you like things done, or at least how you do it yourself and he can try that out while you focus on 2/?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Ah, well.. If it's not too uncomfortable for any of you try studying each other's bodies, and when you're comfortable with each other 1/?

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Why not teach him how to make you cum?

7 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Well, as a future computer scientist, that's the issue with IP; it can be cloned, but without rights it won't be developed or maintained.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No, that's why I'm advocating against absolute freedom of speech, even saying I'd limit it to disallow or disincentivice lies in the public.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolute free speech would have the latter too, but we already restrict those; just look at the anti-racism laws.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We don't not violate it. Absolute free speech sucks; death threats and the like would be legal.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Debateable. I'd like to limit the amount of factually incorrect statements floating around, such as 'the holocaust didn't happen'.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correct.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good point. I suppose I took it for granted, but it's easy to debunk the linear model. Take 'free speech' and 'discrimination' policies.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0