702 pts ยท June 19, 2017
#24 where is this? That would be amazing
I support every move that undermines shitty politics and shitty people....But an alternate measure that would also have avoided tariffs might have been to.... Make it in the US... No?
Weirdest ad for metamucil so far.
Wait if I sell my kids I could retire?
Birds aren't real
Wow how many times do you have to receive one of these forms with the "Congratulations!" Option unticked before it finally happens? Like staring at that shit a couple of times a year for a few decades would be pretty horrible.
PTKFGS!
Punk ass book jockeys
#1 people need to respect the floordrobe as a perfectly acceptable in-between
You made me cry you stupid fuck. Thank you.
I can't claim to be "from" Seattle, but I called Seattle home for 10 years and loved it dearly, flaws and all. I've been gone for 18 months now and I don't regret leaving but I miss it almost daily.
Tbh I think the sustained eye contact with the dog after the bark has more to do with the dogs reaction in many of these.
When the absinthe hits
How's the serenity with those powerlines
#2 ahh the meme that 3 years ago made me realize I have ADHD.3 years later I now have the awareness to recognize this pattern, but definitely not avoid it.
For my dad's birthday a couple of years ago I got Arlo Guthrie to do a cameo birthday message for him and it was worth every single cent. So to anyone reading this, now you know it's an option.
Reporting to the group W bench.
The Olympics but everyone who is there to compete was selected randomly from the electoral roll like it was jury duty and they just need to figure it out. Tbh governments might start paying more attention to the health and fitness of the general population after a few embarrassments on a global stage
That legit made me carsick
The seque to Boats and Hoes, Escorts on a Barge.
I've been allocated no team, I've been given no snowball button, I keep checking.I'm not all that invested in it. I'm sure it's fun, I'm sure secret Santa would have been funner.
I for really 100% only know her from the at&t ads or whatever.Is she also in a Star war or something?
Convex scissor
I'll eat when I'm hungry, I'll nap if I want. Maybe I'll turn the TV on or watch YouTube. Maybe I'll go do my tax return, or figure out something on the to-do list that I can achieve within the available time.Whatever I do it'll be on my own terms, in my own time, uninterrupted. For once. Please.This is a complete pipe dream. Noone in my life gets it.
Literally doing nothing would be the greatest gift of all, holy shit.That doesn't mean "let's all just have a nice day at home and we'll make a nice lunch.and maybe watch a movie"And it doesn't mean "why don't you go check into a nice hotel by yourself for the night"I want to sit on my own couch in my own living room and stare blankly at the wall uninterrupted.
Hmm I dunno Ajit Pai isn't there.
I'm not sure about any of this but it's definitely a generous pour of chili and garlic sauce away from being a Halal Snack Pack
On this day we give thanks for Thomas Washington and his short lived but courageous leadership of Disney, without which we wouldn't have had A Goofy Movie.
#24 where is this? That would be amazing
I support every move that undermines shitty politics and shitty people....
But an alternate measure that would also have avoided tariffs might have been to.... Make it in the US... No?
Weirdest ad for metamucil so far.
Wait if I sell my kids I could retire?
Birds aren't real
Wow how many times do you have to receive one of these forms with the "Congratulations!" Option unticked before it finally happens? Like staring at that shit a couple of times a year for a few decades would be pretty horrible.
PTKFGS!
Punk ass book jockeys
#1 people need to respect the floordrobe as a perfectly acceptable in-between
You made me cry you stupid fuck. Thank you.
I can't claim to be "from" Seattle, but I called Seattle home for 10 years and loved it dearly, flaws and all. I've been gone for 18 months now and I don't regret leaving but I miss it almost daily.
Tbh I think the sustained eye contact with the dog after the bark has more to do with the dogs reaction in many of these.
When the absinthe hits
How's the serenity with those powerlines
#2 ahh the meme that 3 years ago made me realize I have ADHD.
3 years later I now have the awareness to recognize this pattern, but definitely not avoid it.
For my dad's birthday a couple of years ago I got Arlo Guthrie to do a cameo birthday message for him and it was worth every single cent. So to anyone reading this, now you know it's an option.
Reporting to the group W bench.
The Olympics but everyone who is there to compete was selected randomly from the electoral roll like it was jury duty and they just need to figure it out. Tbh governments might start paying more attention to the health and fitness of the general population after a few embarrassments on a global stage
That legit made me carsick
The seque to Boats and Hoes, Escorts on a Barge.
I've been allocated no team, I've been given no snowball button, I keep checking.
I'm not all that invested in it. I'm sure it's fun, I'm sure secret Santa would have been funner.
I for really 100% only know her from the at&t ads or whatever.
Is she also in a Star war or something?
Convex scissor
I'll eat when I'm hungry, I'll nap if I want. Maybe I'll turn the TV on or watch YouTube. Maybe I'll go do my tax return, or figure out something on the to-do list that I can achieve within the available time.
Whatever I do it'll be on my own terms, in my own time, uninterrupted. For once. Please.
This is a complete pipe dream. Noone in my life gets it.
Literally doing nothing would be the greatest gift of all, holy shit.
That doesn't mean "let's all just have a nice day at home and we'll make a nice lunch.and maybe watch a movie"
And it doesn't mean "why don't you go check into a nice hotel by yourself for the night"
I want to sit on my own couch in my own living room and stare blankly at the wall uninterrupted.
Hmm I dunno Ajit Pai isn't there.
I'm not sure about any of this but it's definitely a generous pour of chili and garlic sauce away from being a Halal Snack Pack
On this day we give thanks for Thomas Washington and his short lived but courageous leadership of Disney, without which we wouldn't have had A Goofy Movie.