FranticRed

26865 pts · November 28, 2014


Maybe the zombie apocalypse did happen, and he's just the only one who got infected.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just thinking of Zork when I looked at this. I was waiting for the torch to go out so a grue could eat him.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"So... what had happened was..."

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 The same percentage tax increase becomes significantly less impactful as the amount grows. It's not like products become more expensive as your wealth increases.

11 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Ah, he must be the chairman.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Editing the sample would technically make Eve trans though.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

With that same act, the regime court made it so the next President can ignore that immunity and punish anyone at whim.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The oath states merely to protect the Constitution - it doesn't prescribe the how, therefore it does not preclude action without orders. In all likelihood, it would require some high-ranking, respected military leader to mobilize, of course, before any action was taken.

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Health care managed by RFK.

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

#1 ...is it just me, or does this dude look kinda like the FSU shooter?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

...you don't have the right to be upset? Even if the only person you care about is them, it hurts them, and so it hurts you. Of course you have the right to be upset.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Not a bad beard for a 12-year old.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's only dunking if the ball goes in. In this case they seem to have lobbed the ball at the wrong basket.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure at least 50% of the folks working in my building are autistic, and I've at least got a lot of the cross-over ADHD/Autism "quirks".

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Semi traffic passing through ABQ has dried up considerably on I-40 this last week. I was just wondering if tariffs had anything to do with it, assuming this isn't just a fluke this week. Traffic on my drive home is usually 50% semi trucks and an average speed of 20ish mph, 30 on a good day.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In 2021, on average ~6600 kids under the age of 5 died each day as a result of lack of nutrition, including maternal. I imagine the 16,000 includes anyone under the age of 18, and is a daily rate.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#31 Ahh chipotle. Centuries of making jalapeños worth eating.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very kind of them to give you so much torso area to shoot at that won't hit a vest.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats to the parents on giving their kid another reason to despise them.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was a study done during the Obama years that looked at 3567 cases where there were allegations made in the military. The AP did a shit article claiming that the 729 cases dropped for insufficient evidence were unfounded, which is crap. Insufficient evidence means you can't prove it, not that it isn't true. Only 79 were actually listed as unfounded. That's about 2.2%. My time in the military taught me that when someone says they've been assaulted, you fucking believe them.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just like explosive diarrhea, not exciting in a good way.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, if we are calling it the Gulf of America now, it would be more theme-appropriate if it was on fire.

11 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Still have a job. Marriage is in a great place. Cat hasn't died... yet.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#50 Given the current state of affairs, maybe it's about time we actively bathed our primal instincts in blood.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You do realize you aren't allowed to have that bottle without a second person present, right?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After 4 years of this idiot, I expect we will all have nothing in our wallets. Or be using bottlecaps as currency.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't Dr. Demento sing about this?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 Other: "Haven't met anyone magnetically gay enough to keep me from being straight."

11 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That's like what, 1% of it?

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We had one touch down the next street over when I lived in GA. It picked up a police dog and gently placed it in the next yard before moving on.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0