MRW my username is available
BEWARE THE BROODWICH
MRW I'm doing bath salts and a friend asks me to share
Harvard-Smithsonian scientists say "Fast Radio Bursts" (FRB's) could be artificially generated
bae: "come over" me: "can't, fuckin up timelines" bae: "I'll show you this tachyon amplifier" me:
MRW I remember Season 12 of Sunny starts tonight
check out this badass coffee table we just picked up
MRW Mel Gibson is front runner to direct Suicide Squad 2
Dumpaholics
guess I'm switching to velcro
when you haven't been triggered in five minutes