ForeverSinceBreakfast

757 pts ยท June 25, 2014


I just bought a PS2 off Craigslist solely to play Vice City. Came with GTA3, Vice City AND San Andreas. Best $60 I ever spent.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh my god that was THE hardest Rampage

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Miles to gallon good at the expense of godawful emissions levels... which nobody gave a fuck about back then.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Used to live in South Dakota and drive down to Omaha for shows... that fucking stretch from Sioux City south.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet you'd be surprised. Those old cars would get decent fuel economy, but the "dead trees per gallon" wasn't so favourable.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm fairly sure there was something political going on? Like, he's a Libertarian and she's a Democrat or something? IDK if I dreamt that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Mike Pence still believes in electrocuting homosexuals to turn them straight.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Lived in South Dakota for a while, coldest I got to was -35F before wind chill. Truthfully, below -10F or so it all sucks just as hard.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He just sets his coffee down on it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Five years from now we'll still be celebrating 15 years of music.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Musta been a genius, got it in his head...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't Rastafarianism the reggae of religions?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Come and clean yer hands on me coat

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP I'm getting downvoted for this, but you did the right thing. No legal wrangling will feel as good as telling him to shove it. (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How does she put her socks on

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's bumsex

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Silver dollar means you fucked them one time

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

I thought I was the only one who did this!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he just say 'splunge'?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

THE SOUL TRAIN AWARDS WERE TONIGHT!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The Love Commandos" look like the stars of the most badass Bollywood movie of 2017.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Terry Sawchuk I just remember from a This American Life story about him. Highly recommend it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I just remember seeing a dude bleeding out on the ice once and it was the most insane thing I'd ever seen. He lived and was fine.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP 2 questions: who was the old timer who always stood upright with no mask, face all scarred up? 2nd, who got his throat cut in a game?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP what breed is that dog? Looks a bit like my mutt

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

RIP his shoulder

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was really hoping that link was going to be this sketch. NO MONGO! THE WAR WOUND! Take an upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Brit who lives in the USA and has worked retail in both countries... holy crap yes. It's just insane here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 Jon Ronson has a really good book called "The Psychopath Test" which features this guy. His name's Tony. He did a Ted talk about it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Success" is a goal for people who can already pay all their bills on time, IMO.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0