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9547 pts ยท December 4, 2016


And give you somewhere to wipe your dirty feet before diving in!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pennywise eggs numbers matter

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Just supply plenty of normal vodka. They'll sort themselves out. Like their life expectancy

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At least money is an easy incentive to understand

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen a horse eat a duckling. And hippos are water horses. So... face!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Zachary Kwak can't be a real name. That's a duck that knows Hairy Maclairy

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, she said 'my daughter' and 'my husband', not 'her father.' Probably a good instinct .

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

With a 7yo is not early

2 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

At tea time everybody agrees... wait at tea time? That can't be right. Is she British? Does she invite people around for tea to discuss her being the problem? Or did it come up organically at tea time? And does EVERYBODY agree? At tea time? Like, all the people everywhere having tea, agree? That she's the problem? Was there a memo sent around?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

...oranges

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Sploosh*

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How will Cuba deal with all the refugees fleeing Florida in boats?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#19 I. Love. This. "Mask!"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crush* some heads

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For instance, JK Rowling objected to the phrase, "People who menstruate." Saying it is too inclusive. So the implication is that King is being trans-exclusionary by saying men don't get pregnant.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#26 hold up, hoss. We're doing Unstable memes?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Top pic forgot to draw the water level. Critical

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happiness doesn't have to be complicated

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Impressive, but not belly flops

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I think the beep just means "stop blowing"

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

And everyone should fart towards Moscow

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is it not biting him? It looks to have a huge mouth. For biting

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is known

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It ate the tuna, not the people!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

C'mon Barbie let's go party!

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Fuck owns the sake

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Stenographer

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've heard you can drip the insulin on a cotton tip...

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