ForSomeAbstractReason

34794 pts · June 18, 2014


I'm a 30 year old mom, a photographer, and an awkward ass nerd.

That's... That's a tapeworm, dude.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Psych, but this is from it's movie.

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Key limes are more expensive, just like meyer lemons. They taste different than regular ones, so it's more expensive; even then not too bad.

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I think it's in lieu of /s

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I freaking love slice of life shows! Thankee kindly for the sauce. It sounds like My Love Story, it's hard to describe it except: happy.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Interesting anime styles? Like Madoka Magica's beautiful and weird witches, or Noein's fight scenes.

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They're 50¢ apiece here, or if you buy a 3 lb bag of them it's $2; you have to really commit to the lime to save money.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

With my upvote making thirteen, I can now say THERE ARE DOZENS OF US, DOZENS!!

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No one in the history of needing to calm down has been calmed down by being told to calm down

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

note: I keep Marie's nails clipped; she didn't hurt Tam as a puppy just gave her a few dozen face swats with a paw the size of a dime.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My 6 lb, 12 y.o. tuxedo taught Tam the RULES when she was only 5lbs - now she has 30 lbs of respectful playmate; it's worked out very well.

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Yup! Luckily hubband knows how to do that stuff, so we are good on that front.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I insisted we didn't use a WiFi baby monitor... Camera only connects to the single monitor.

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v Got her on the first try! 16 years experience of finding cats, so it was no sweat.

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Dogs only go paws-up when they sleep if they feel completely at ease with their surroundings.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hate your whimper!

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would need the operation before fully realizing I agreed with him. I knew how huge my baby was, and that a 16 cm head is too damn big.

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When my Dr told me I had to have a cesarean, I immediately said okay and he was not prepared; he spent the next 10 minutes explaining why I

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My right... Wait...

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Dogs wag when being aggressive as well; left is aggressive or stressed, and right is legitimately happy.

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^what he said

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The car murdering demon slowly sinking back down to hell, satiated with the blood of it's victim *high pitch violins*

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who takes pics of paw prints in the snow because they're so precious and small

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I might do this with a triple decker of saltines, pretzels, and walnuts...

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I personally would take a couple shots of whiskey for soaking, then chuck the bits into a blender with vanilla ice cream for a milkshake <3

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Too bad they can't sell bags of The Bits for people to cheaply purchase and reduce all that waste.

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Damn, no one knows BSG lyrics

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