FooSystems

19699 pts · October 27, 2015

See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum. One night they decide they do not like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they are going to escape! So like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight, away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend could not make the leap. Ya see, he is afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea and says; Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I will shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me! But the second guy just shakes his head. He says; What do you think I am? Crazy? You would turn it off when I am half way across!