Foisted

26554 pts · May 9, 2017


Not pictured: the 15 seconds of silence and then laughter between saying “not really.” And starting to talk about his boys

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I think my bladder has issues when trying to stretch

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Pretty sure it was speech to text

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…yep that’s me

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I have these exact desks… or I had these exact desks. I fell down onto one and it completely collapsed, shattering the glass and bruising me

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#16 artist is DestinyBlue

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I seek the grey goo of Carls

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Carl is immortal. Long live Carl

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It’s ok. I’ll repost Carl

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Uh…. What?

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Eight*

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It’s worth the upkeep though because you don’t generally see these patterns in Australian opals

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This is because Ethiopian opals love absorbing water, but if they dry out, or overheat, they’ll crack/craze.

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Fun fact about Ethiopian opals (crystal opals), they are usually larger and more colorful than Australian white/black opals but are cheaper.

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Wait this is real or edited? O_O

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This seems like a lot of work

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#6 I need more information - I’m trying to find more, please

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Genuinely spicy. But also just all of them

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Australia has had men’s, women’s and parent’s public bathrooms for decades. It’s like a disabled bathroom, but larger and with a table.

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Outsource your pain

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Lemon to a Knife Fight - The Wombats

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Found the cursor at no.46

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Found the cursor at no.46

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I dread Christmas, it’s the only time I see her

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But it’s easy to say that with 2 people in high paying jobs and they own their house.

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My aunt in law goes on and on about how I care too much about money, and she doesn’t care about money and is happy to give to charities, etc

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A nut cracking beak

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It started Jan 1st this year

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I’m not

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