FnNuke

9759 pts · July 31, 2016


Fuckin Nuke

If you watch the 8th ball getting placed you can see the magnet catch it.

1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Say it again louder for the people in the back!

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whispering eye

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In his words… We need a 300%, 400%, maybe even a 500% reduction in the amount of Trump.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

But they don’t seem to be nearly as angry

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This metaphor only works if the HOA president is trying to distract everyone from the fact that he fucks children.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You can have a Dicken’s cider can, Dicken’s cider jugs, or the all new Dicken’s cider wide mouth.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey girl, how about you and me go back to my place for some sex and pizza? What’s the matter you don’t like pizza?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Brother, we all learn the hard way.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anybody have Roaring Kitty on speed dial?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s where my sister went to school

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Billy Bob?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I somehow read that as right to left wipe.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would like to propose an exception. I don’t think pedophiles who love children should be treated equally…

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Grand Haven?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She was a good girl. She was the best girl.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup! My son loved getting thrown around like that. I did the same for my daughter but she told me pretty quickly that she had enough so I toned it down for her. To this day there are still ways that she lets me know she doesn’t want to be treated the same as her brother.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Progress, not perfection. Toddlers fall down, but they get back up and try again. Eventually they walk and you’d never know they fell.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Where’s that dude with the ramen noodles and super glue?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shitchyeah, bro! Get it! Doin the hard work and earning the rewards!

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Something something stupid prizes…

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I don’t see what the issue is. Where are they supposed to park it?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve done that as well. While incredibly relaxing, it’s just not the same internal peace. But by all means, recommend away.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very few things gave me more internal peace than when a newborn, any newborn, fell asleep on my chest.

3 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You go right to hell. Take all your damn upvotes with you. #triggered

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This would make a great gift. Having no artistic talent of my own, where could a person go to acquire this?

3 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Oh hell yeah! I still want full autonomy but if we’re gonna point out the idiocy of the situation, this is where it starts.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1