FlyingToaster56

4855 pts ยท February 22, 2013


I fly around and help people cook their bread to varying degrees. But, I only do it 56 times a year.

God

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Uranus rotates on its side and its rings follow. That's not Uranus

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Que Sam Rockwell from Seven Psychopaths

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You learned to dance like that sarcasticly?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'd lose business to everyone that was open. This way no business is lost and they're overhead is cut by a day

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Easiest way to beat this, introduce yourself then ask them what your name is. It doesn't have to be this hard folks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've literally smoked cigs while taking gas tanks off cars and trucks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

God I loved this game. Best game I've played in a very long time

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That fillet was painful to watch

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who works with produce that avocado one is by. I've seen bright green ones ripe and dark green hard as a rock. Squeeze the top.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Michael Scott is literally the worst. I dont understand the love for him. Watching the series through for the 1st time and I don't get it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No. Absolutely not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Makes the show completely unwatchable 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Currently watching The Office for the first time... Michael Scott is actually the worst. He is in no way clueless or loveable. Almost 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

5 times actually

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As a colts fan can we sign and play Blue?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The Last Member" is the name I think of a documentary on Netflix of this museum. Gets weird, real weird, but not for the reasons you think.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best thing about the '72 Olympics sport-wise was Dan Gable. This is an unquestionable fact.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plastic lawn flamingos are the city bird of Madison, WI.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been having a pretty shitty couple days and that just turned it all around. Absolutely adorable

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Not anymore. Have people freaked out they dropped it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God I miss monster rancher

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey I went to college in Muncie! Muncie animal shelter and ARF are great

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fellow Hoosier where are these mythical donuts found?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bad. It should go to animals that have more of a chance.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That poor dog looks like he has never gotten a good night's sleep

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I remember the day in 4th grade when I got glasses I I realized the world wasn't supposed to be blurry

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And check out "Everything Must Go" as well

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck Jeremy irons

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