Fluphyduck

23904 pts ยท October 1, 2012


I've been wifed, with a kid and two glorious cat-persons: Captain Jack (Harkness) and Don Louis,( the most interesting cat in the world), living in Reno, Nevada.

Michelle ain't having any of his shit.

9 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 0

This escalated quickly.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Beauregard

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Long cat is just long-catting. Nothing to see here. Move along.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Protect her nipples at all costs!!

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

My cat drools on me when he's getting kitteh rubs. =/

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great place to put the bodies!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is your roommate a settler with all those cabbages?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is like vegan food shaped like meat. I don't get it. If you want a sandwich have a sandwich. A cake flavored sandwich is just no.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

White is a minority there.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I grew up in Hawaii, only white kid in 2nd or 3rd grade. I got chased home a lot. So, yeah. It starts early.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's a French model.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

TAIL SWIPE!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didnt see a difference in the French fries one.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. Just wow.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whew!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought, but they have voice commands so I assumed they'd use those.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm afraid to look up the selfish shoes. Is this really a thing?

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Yay Tahoe! Reno, here!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The do. I drove behind a really angry car for 60 miles. I don't remember the nake. =(

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Our Sams no longer has a guy. And it's been been so long, I even forgot there ever was one. Until this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If my kid did this, I'd laugh. Then tell him to buy his own food. Then take it back when I realized all he'd buy is pizza and candy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not easy being green.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cakes with that much dye in the icing taste like crap to me.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

None of these fit me, again. This time, however, I'm relieved.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#13 had me laughing. Take this mail, TAKE IT!

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Phone companies hate him! Find out why ...

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

You mad, bro?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1