Fluffycorn

34358 pts ยท June 4, 2016


1 2 3 4 How much liquor is in this store 5 6 7 8 You better have some for me mate 9 10 11 12 something something I fell of the shelf 13 14 16 11 ..

"Look america! Its healthy and tasty!!" "Nice Italy! dont mind me adding a bit of sugar and palm oil and.." "What?" "Nothing .. nothing.."

7 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

"Oh my god I am literally shaking and crying right now!!! Please tell me it didnt actually happen!!" <-too many replies like this here

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 9

damn. thats the worst. I completely understand not wanting to go through that again. sorry to bring it up. truly

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And nice of him to point out where the tentnado is! I nearly missed it !

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about Bill and Bob?? Did they make it? DID THEY FRKING MAKE IT?!?!?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Stop crying Billy! Its your own damn fault you cant play rugby! Now pick your teeth up and defend!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont you want your genes to be passed on? I dont really understand tbh :/ Without children there will be nothing left of me in a few years..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats what everyone says and then they have four children, a dog, a husband and a beautiful house... damn

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

And dont forget the day they will move out and you'll realize how your child is what you will leave behind when you die. It is good

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Jerry: (behind the scenes) I knew they would want that! Everyone thought I was crazy!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But like.. Near me is a radio tower and it gets hit by lightning many many times!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Elephant graveyards exist..

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And the clapped? That was young Ghandi!!

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A Lunar second is 0.9843529666671 Terrestrial seconds.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I didnt say anything about Trump or Obama but okay. I was just referring to the term the US used in the Yugslav war

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you misspelled "potential terrorists" or did you want to say "collateral damage"?

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But what if you kill all civilians? No civilians No terrorists! Problem SOLVED

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

54.0? I guess it's equivalent.

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7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I never ate it out of a cereal bowl when I was little .... would have probably saved the rug from the stains

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The kid looks like he is the dappest fucker in his whole school ! God damn ! You go kid you go!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And look !!! The kid has to walk backwards!! WTF?? Or am I seeing this wrong?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The father probably shagged a poor kids mom!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yeah.. It was like copy paste but all the bad guys were incompetent! I thought Rouge One was really good tough! Just 7 and 8 ... eh

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everytime it begins with "very sad" I just cant help myself either!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

it ..... it floofs flammen ....

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0