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79108 pts ยท February 11, 2021


Nah, I don't take life nearly that seriously, but bless you, you probably feel you've done your bit.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Quick Frank - do something subversive!" "Like what?", "I dunno - that weird 'at' symbol but with a capital A instead"

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I see the role of Groom of the Stool continues into modern times!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Be very wary of this child - she seems adorable, but already has an army. One very close to *GEESE*

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, not even English people as it doesn't really exist any more, assuming it ever really did

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Exactly - what have the Romans ever done for us?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ducks - Bugs Bunny always had a bit of a thing for Daffy - the sexual tension between those two was off the chart

3 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Yeah, not a massive fan - for me it's the stale garlic taste that lingers

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

16 kids eh? Might as well make it a round 20. Also: imagine the "it's twins!!" news on the last pregnancy

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah, that's the Peoples Front of Judea

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congratulations, and good luck

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Just drive very fast and you'll glide over the water.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sorry for you loss - he looks like he was a very fine cat

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Although it did initially remind me of the film Bad Taste for a moment this does look like a success, so nice, and thanks for the post.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Very fine cats

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Mandatory duck checkpoint.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have grown to appreciate many Woozle posts, but this stands out above all others

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Helpful dog? Check. Polite child? Also check. Nice.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Yes, indeed... "Special Olympics" what kind of shitty news outlet is this?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

I get 28 too, plus can buy another 5 if I choose. Not bad, but I think the UK could use a couple more bank holidays too

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Emergency services?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The wildlife clearly disagrees with you, the wildlife states that it hasn't eaten for at least 4 months... Honest...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One more in there? It's only wafer-thin

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The corn is an unusual addition, but if it works then great!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You remember the creatures from Wrath of Khan? That's what's she's done...

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yep. Reckon so

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

My career in a comment. Sigh...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An extremely informative post, many thanks.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0