Flowette

5034 pts · July 25, 2011


Hello! Yes, this is me. You're reading this in your own voice because you don't know what I sound like. Imagine what it'd be like if I sounded like Sir Trevor McDonald. That'd be fun. Go on, read this again in his voice. Smoooooooooooth.

Submit it to #OldTakesExposed quickly ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm with you on this. It's been 10 years since I first saw it and it's not aged well. Or I've not aged well (34 y/o).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Don't paint a baby's room yellow, because they're more prone to crying" You. Don't. Say. They cry because they're babies. Duh.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, be happy. Doodle-ooh-OOOOOH-OOOOH-OOOH.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Reverse parking in that game gave me a headache and nearly made me cry. I'm 34 years old.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

From the episode "Polymoprh" in Red Dward series 3. I was about 8 when I first saw it and it scared the bejeezus outta me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have a newborn (6 weeks). If he's asleep before 11pm, that's DADDYGAMETIME. Anything after and sleep wins. It's temporary.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually needed this clarification!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fast-forwarded it, suspecting what was about to happen. Parenthood's changed me, can't watch this shit.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cameron Stewart, Hull City AFC, 2011-2014.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife tells me off everytime she falls asleep while reading the iPad. It falls and hits her on the face. She doesn't see what's so funny.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember that story. "I'm seventeen!" "Seventy? Gotcha pal".

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had the pleasure of watching Jay Jay Okocha in the flesh at Hull City. He was fresh out of our youth academy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got a good 10 years in him before he hits primetime at 30!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dire(?) Maul key runs? Noooooooooooooooooooo.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And he was only *coughs* 26!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not making that Peggle addon part of the core game... they missed out there. I loved that bloody thing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quality of live improvement, right there!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well now I just look silly. *tuts*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I left during early Cata, I have some sympathy. It was always a case of "this used to be so much better, new stuff sucks!". They can't win!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty good explanation! (Been gone for 3½ years so I'm out of touch, you summarised well) +1

10 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

No trophies here in 111 years. Although we did make the FA Cup final a couple of years back. It's not for the glory, it's for the suffering!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hull City fan here. I can identify with this sentiment :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, you sound like you need some pain. I was subjected to Rochdale on Tuesday night. You need to experience League One mediocrity!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This isn't Guardiola's Barca anymore, which is a good thing. And I don't see Arsenal as much different. Same mentality at heart.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you see them in Europe last year? The Neymar/Suarez/Messi lineup was beautiful. They've evolved past tiki-taka. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They play attractive football and have genuine star players, it's easy to be impressed. Want a challenge? Try supporting Accrington Stanley.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0