FlowZX6R

578 pts ยท January 12, 2018


Programmer, affiliate marketer, web dev, chemist, electric guitarist, cat enthusiast, motorcyclist, bodybuilder, raging drug addict, and all-around general asshole. "Multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure sign of a diseased mind."

Parry Otter, the Chosen Boy who - well - something of that sort.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think a better analogy would be "tough does not equal asshole." This guy looks pretty tough.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Throwing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If we're going that route, then there's probably not a vegan human on earth.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's true. This man wasn't using his noodle. You got to use your noodle.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Woo for mods that let you say "if I could make difficult decisions like that, I wouldn't be playing video games for two days straight."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I get sick and I don't have congenital heart disease. So that's a thing.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cause OF suicide. Fits of rage are pretty standard, from a trigger as simple as just thinking about what happened. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where did I ever say it was mostly vets? I'm a PTSD patient myself; it doesn't typically manifest as suicide, that's just a leading 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because less than half are retired vets, so it's not an issue? What is "not true" about anything I've stated there? 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure what you're trying to suggest. That ex-military don't join the force? That bone and nerve damage are imagined? That it's okay 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(this was 8 or 9 years ago)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

actually left me with L1-L3 fractured. Not treated in jail. Had to stand up for 3 days until they finally set a bail. Still damaged. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Except that a lot of cops are war vets with untreated and unchecked PTSD who fly off the handle at anything at all. A couple of those 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Southeast U.S.? Southeast U.S.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"bbq"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used the same method with a sprinkler over the doors to make them think it's always raining outside. They have 0 interest in going out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP's just being an uppity cracker. /s

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Such as that time he raped his wife and yanked half her hair out, with a smug "does it hurt?" as a "good morning."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 is a pretty common worry of mine as a customer (I'm hard-of-hearing). Can't help but imagine how many people think I'm a dick for that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's an expert in the field of sticking shit to the roof of cars?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because you didn't patent it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure dude was fucking with you. Sometimes things need a smack. Mostly kids, but sometimes other things.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That's a pretty heavy degree of pettiness. Even I can't go that far. Keep up the good work.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, I'm good for most of this, but... Who the fuck keeps a year's supply of food and water on-hand? That's some tinfoil hat type shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ugh. This got weird real fucking quick. Now all I can think about is someone shouting "boop me" during sex.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What, as opposed to an attorney of snow-cones? We know what the fuck he meant.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here I was thinking it was what rapsters "get" these days now that getting crunk has gone out of style.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking hell, Butters, get your shit together.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0