Flotationdevice1990

3657 pts ยท March 22, 2021


how DARE YOU NOT HAVE SOUND!!! I wanna hear the puppy noises!!!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Said it to a friend and he bout died laughing! Thanks for the great joke!

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

It's friend shaped. I must... BOOP!!!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least that one friend wasn't there... You know... Steve... He'd try to sit on it... Fuckin Steve...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I might allow it? ;P

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope sadly

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A mosquito... I got bit by a fuckin MOSQUITO!!!! Mosquito on my titto (had to rhyme lol)

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FtM trans. Gonna chop them off at somepoint... XD

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I felt like I was riding on Toothless in this. Holy cow! Thanks :D

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*me* Here, have my cookie foreigner. *swats the rich guys hand when he tries to steal the cookie. "You have a full stack. Eat that then you can have more, idiot."

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I... wow... uh... tree... uh TITTIES dammit

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF!?! AH HELLS NO!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at that happy potato pup. She's a good girl... NOPE! Nevermind. SHE'S THE BEST GIRL!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That... sounds like something I've heard recently...?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck, and not in the fun way, ICE!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

DUDE! TEACH ME THE WAYS OF THE COAT MONK!

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

tiny fingie doin a flippy off... dawww.. NOT CUTE, YOU DOLT!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's a baby too. Kick his ass, Anthony. KICK HIS ASS!!!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy Hells! Wonderful Cosplay! 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YAY! Happy for her to have a northern accent now! Hehe more cursing AND hopefully some good/bad puns? XD

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe we were sent here because we are all shitheads and dumbasses that needed an extended time out from the rest of the universe?

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He did so much for the 9-11 people. He is an amazing person...

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just want a picture of a God danged hot dog!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IT'S A GAWD DAMN CHAIR!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just got flashed...

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A friend looked at this and said "wow... how 1944 of them." I choked on my water.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Need I say more?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You are doing WONDERFUL! KEEP IT UP KEEP IT UP!! WOOP WOOP!!!!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is her greatest asset. *shows self to door*

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

MOOOO

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0