FloridaTurtle

12771 pts ยท August 17, 2017


Im a florida turtle traveling the world.

We use to say "sease the day" or "carpe diem" last century.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

His house isnt at mar-a-lago. Thats the Resort his family use to own that's behind his small house. Mar-a-lago is where his cars are stored.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hes not trying, his administration is trying to distract us with him. Hes a demented old psychopath.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cut contacts and seek legal restitution.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Florida anger management teaches you that no one can "make" you angry and the person at fault is the cheating wife for committing adultery.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was being satiricle, now I'm enjoying the downvotes wondering if people really think that it's real but I could just keep provoking.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I love kiwis.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! Thank you

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

32, it's kinda a trippy age, especially during all this. I'm single and no kids so life is weird for a 30 something. I've got my dogs, love.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am in love with Atomic City and EBR1, I even had to stop in Arco, the first city to be powered by atomic energy. I love Idaho

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am struggling and when I tell anyone they make me feel ashamed for speaking. I still havnt gotten my stimulus check, today is my birthday.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If he plays his cards right hell be fucking her while the kids at school and dads at work. I'm still in the "just a friend" zone.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

Of course, its Aladan 3 where he meets his deadbeat dad. I'm telling the truth

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As the son of an esthetician, yes. My goal was the entire plot solidified like a king Midis hand of paraffin 2lbs gauntlet

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nitrogen and oxygen. Yellow 7s an alcohol base for space

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could say the same about your Ron Swonson obsession. I'm very tired of people complaining about stuff that doesn't harm anyone. Fuck off

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That's because you cant do it. Once you've tried it its addicting. So much wonderful art.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I am the downvote. Only because my wood shop is spotless even in the middle of a project.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes we are, start praying.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fine them. Call your sheriff's office, try and get an officer on site to help write littering tickets. It's what law enforcement is for

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was a warning when it was too late. Now we are on the verge of world war.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Turtles are predators absolutly. They cannibalize another turtle without remorse or second thought. Turtles eat anything!

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This looked like it was trying to take advantage of what it thought was dead meat and accidentally flipped it right side up.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Putting pedophiles in jail for whatever amount of time and immediately announcing it means the pedo isnt going to survive to be let out.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take that deamond money, donate every penny to real charities and let him beg on the street corners.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My dog hates water balloons because she thinks she killed it when she just wanted to hold it. It grosses her out so she avoids them.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0