Flopples

13750 pts ยท August 3, 2012


The name Flopples means exactly what you might think. But not that. Yeah, that.

That's what the doctor said when he handed you to your mother. BOOM roasted.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'm curious as to how these two things are connected.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Dan Carlins hardcore history, countdown to armageddon. Give it a listen, its very informative. It's on youtube

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The war was already won when the US showed up, we just made it end sooner with fresh troops and supplies.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Am I the only one who doesn't freak out when finals come around? It's literally just stuff that you already learned. Grow up kids.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"...Nut."

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Hi, I'm Anubis, lord of the underworld! What's your name?"...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Electric. Eel.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Got what I wanted... *unzips*

10 years ago | Likes 5325 Dislikes 27

Most (if not all) Muslims aren't allowed to eat pork.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The knights who no longer say "Ni!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I went to high school with his daughter!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$40k? Try $196k. Special paper ain't cheap.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

WHY MAKE IT WAIT FOR THE FINGER TO GET SO CLOSE?!

11 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 4

You have two* many space guns.

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 8

I got the black lung just looking at this picture

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Its so that you can't shoot down the entire trench if you manage to get into it, you have to go and clear every corner along the way.

11 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

Time machine.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Middle Earth is leaking again.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do! (Ignore the 7 month delay =P)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, training to be an ATC controller. Paycheck makes it all worth it though. =D

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

40k per year here. Do I win?

12 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.

12 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 8

ITS BEEN MORE THAN 3 YEARS SHARLTO GET YOUR ASS IN DISTRICT 10 NOW!

12 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 4

I'm good then, I love myself to sleep every night!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's a keeper.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The verdict: It WILL blend.

12 years ago | Likes 279 Dislikes 3

=D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0