"But are you going to kill her off?" "It's not your decision. I love the character, she stays." "Yeah, well the only thing love's done is put you in this position; I say kill her off!" "Yeah, but you say a lot of things... and how does that work? You're a bicycle."
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But people would have to actually use a competitor.
Wait. Wasn't it invented by three guys at Corning?
more like "how to make a vertical video more shitty with black bars"
That is why everyone thinks the US Americans are a bit "slow" ; )
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Oh, this is wonderful!
The old "hide your boner with a tennis racket" trick.
oh god, what is this from
That looks like a brand new sex toy for her: The Jizz Kiss.
Scientist1: Look what i made. - Scientist2: what is it? - Scientist1: No idea, but it looks cool.
Who's Mr. Darcy?
I do not understand the trend to breed dogs that can't run like real dogs do. It looks cute but that's it.
Those douchenozzles just want to cash in double the points. NOT WITH US!
corn snakes are really cute
The only thing Americans are crazy about is XXL, Guns and Fried Stuff. Why waste money on you?
"Fifty people are forced to vote and decide who loves on the end" That sounds like a porn movie.
He was so badass as Lou in Constantine!
Thanks a lot!
Does anyone know the source to this gif? Where is this from?
Captains tend to get fat.
Yeah, but what about poop?
Thanks, really thoroughly.
It is a work of fiction, of course.
That's why you wet the toothbrush before putting on the toothpaste!
#9 is so epic
Lenny Bruce neither.
I like my egg still warm, so would you please stop writing stuff on it and hand it to me?
I bet this tastes awesome!
Wouldn't this be a great filling for tyres or something like that?