FizzyBacon

40902 pts · July 8, 2015


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This is solid advice, I wish I had read it like 10 years ago.

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Satans dingleberries

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A movie that produces plastic waste as a byproduct…

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Now they will have to make one for the crew that cleans the debris away from the memorial.

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I made a mix cd back in 2001, each track was the opener for this show.

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Was that a tree frog? They aren’t much bigger than a ping pong ball in Minnesota.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This, he isn’t planning on running again!

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Last nights date went great, She even gave me some fresh Jussipussi for the road!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you missed the part where he was making a joke in response to your joke?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finger print eraser… the curiosity destroyer 3000 by Burn&Cuss… dashboard lava stick…

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These boots are made for working… and that’s just what they’ll do… one of these days these boots are going to make me taller than you… are ya ready boots? Start liftn’….

1 month ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Lives

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Juicy moms pick jgifck

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When my grandma sold her house and moved into a retirement community she started calling it the “Bon Voyage Inn”. This was like 8 years ago, she just turned 95 this year and looks forward to being the person who’s delivers news papers to all the units on her floor for the second year in a row. She’s so fucking rad it’s going to suck fudge for our extended family of 35 when she starts the next big chapter after life.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*knew they could use him

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So nonchalant/tame free version of OnlyFans? I feel like Imgur from 10+ years ago was more your style.

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Soup sandwich guy!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing like letting out a squeaky hot beach fart with the support of your friends…

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*CHEWPACA

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Immortalize that trophy/treasure in acrylic!

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It’s so you can see if there’s still milk inside.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know what I’m going to do when I get home, friggen see what happens when I input 19:74 (19 minutes/74 seconds and press start. I’m guessing it won’t let me press 7, time will tell.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re not alone! It’s still in development, very very very modern stuff.

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4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

It’s eye drops and mouthwash amongst 11 other uses.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Needs a little “poof” of flour in the air behind the derrière!

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