FiveAxle

22789 pts ยท January 12, 2014


I'm a human

Opossum, but down under

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Spending most our lives,

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Woot! Thank you!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like this river has been soaked in wood

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Kids are so good at trolling

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

"MOST of my kind"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is this the Skoon cat guy?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a single, whenever I buy/get something I always wanted as a kid, I just lie and say it's for her.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was born 87 and gave horrible memory. I remember the 90s

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just back and forth a thousand times... Fuck it, family is gonna die

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doing 1000 crimes in one week is a challenge in itself. Just to meet numbers it'd have to be a stupidly unenforced crime, like Jay walking

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not now, we'd expect it

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's not bad for a good burger, plus this whole tabletop thing is nuts, I'd pay extra for it for shre

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Like this guy said. Did it with my dad when I found my pokemon blue couple years ago

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Raising a crayon to you tonight, from one jar head to another.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea, which is why I support the change. Sorcerer makes make sense than a guy who thinks contemplates the meaning of life.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 12

Username checks out

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like I should, but I'm missing it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this. The app sucks so much that only the gifs in the comments work

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She has a collarbone?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember that most government employee friendly banks, like Navy Federal etc, are offering free loans during this time

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

The first word in your comment negates any credibility you may think you had.

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

As much as I hate gatekeeping things, I have to agree. I love ugly Christmas sweaters, but making them defeats the idea of it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't she know she's supposed to bleed from the other end?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What if it was translated to Germaneach word separately so that know one heard the whole joke- I mean plant

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0