Fishinyourface

28 pts · December 4, 2016


Concerts don’t happen in Perth, u lie.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coming up on FOX: "Janitors are obnoxious cunts" @jsktrogdor joins us live from what seems to me, a good metaphor.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Alabama swamp shuriken. A Parliament of Hootn'howls. "Sir". The Trotatoo. Fucking useless.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oswald Cobblepot. The African Buttertrumpet. A young, domesticated Leoleon (Resting brindle camoflauge). Saharan Pussyflaps.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Allergic to cats and dogs/10 would not marry.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks Dwight

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do or do not, there is no try.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think your data may be back to front.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you can see the status bar and info at the top, and the keypad at the bottom with just the message screen in the middle, it's only one?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It used to be something great, until over the years it slowly got worse over time. Ironic really.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Rice sales are going to be through the roof once Apple cotton on.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Burl*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The moon landing was real, but theres no US flag on it. It'd just be a plain white flag, so if anything yay france.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

If only you guys actually managed to put one there

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

I thought it was very acute

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good boy, Eddie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolute mad man

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uhnnn~ ;-;

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He barked at nothing when no one else would.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's better at english than you're.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I guess I didn't consider that angle, I agree with you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cash me ousside

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Goatse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like your haircut

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My people didn't cross the desert for this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oi nah fuck off dickhead

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a 23 year old, that's still where I'd like to be ;-;

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wear it like armour and it can never be used to hurt you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The thumbnail made me think it was someone with no forearm kneading dough.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0