Fishfighter

1191 pts ยท January 6, 2016


The guy who died, his phone number went back into the service provider pool for someone else. Schwifty got the number when they got a phone. Relatives of the deceased tried to call to listen to the old.voice greeting as well as the debt collector still calling.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You sound like you need a mental health day. Call in sick. Turn your phone off after. You will get notes if the meeting is important enough!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sick time is part of my total compensation package. You bet I'm taking it all! Mental health all the way. Need a rest day.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Go read your company policy on sick time. My boss did a flex that he hasn't taken sick time in years. I said I take my 7 days every year!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Skyrim, I couldn't leave anything in the caves I was in.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you eat this mushroom it, will clearly make you smaller.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kidnapping just took on a new meaning. Have a claw on there and just pluck someone while they are walking.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are the best naps when everyone else is on board to nap. My kids won't nap anymore.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the speed holes in the roof, they help with being a submarine too!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only thing I "think" I understood was ETH, for etherium, but I'm doubting myself here. NFTs, not even once.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They even have it horizontal instead of vertical.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No no, remeber, he was getting ready for mortal combat a few nights ago. Maybe he meant the game and not real life.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't say @op is horrid. I did jump to the depression conclusion as well though. Talk to the child, but this was a good exercise.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Dang, I didn't realize snowing was Ikea's way of sending snow houses. Some assembly required!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously an orca in the area ate one as it's greatest predator.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You have enough light getting past the plants. So take out like 50% every so often I would imagine to make room for more growth.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ive seen those floating plants before. They are good for pulling out the bad nitrates that bacteria can't break down. Just make sure...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Has a similar sound to cookie the penguin.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shoppe keep, and shoppe keep 2. Fun games for what they are. Don't spend too much time on number 1. Yes, that's its completed state.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The post was accurate. Only stated how to catch them, nothing else. I think it becomes part of the wall at this point.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm in Canada, what ya mean we got venomous octopus to worry about? Or do you mean the bears, moose, and cobra chickens?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, this looks right up my alley. I'm on vacation today. Guess I know what I'm doing. Riding around on onbu's back.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Misread atrica as arctic, thought those are scary spiders for the arctic.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone figured it out a few posts ago. Warlocks summoning imps into the hex shape and they run away after the summon.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can get 5 good shots or so before empty. Just tried. Haha.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lol, concrete mixer totally worth it. Sees backyard fence, 8ft, all concrete. Yes.. I bet that mixer is 100% worth it!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0