FirstSlaveKing

1482 pts ยท May 8, 2013


Tinder sucks cuz im ugly

Damn ive never seen DT that mad. When was this?

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

From fun to fear to sleep in 5 seconds or less

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an American... according to the current POTUS approval thats about 30 percent of america. So its a small margin

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

"Grrr them damn liberals makin Canada a better place than it was grrr"

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8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Modern history would imply past the 2000's. Ravens and Bucs had good O's compaired to the '15-16 Broncos. Therefore best

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the greatest defense in modern history*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TOM BRADY* that was supposed to be at the bottom :( don't know how to edit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

needed to see my boys in orange destroy him

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Go Vikes! Got em goin all the way this year!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Seeing Captain Planet with boobs was weird...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 Ive actually been in Club 33! My mom had access through her job(idk how) been there a couple times! Food is terrible :D

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 3

Plus instant healing!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

possibly so BUT he did just spray me down from 100m+ with no recoil effects an did instantly use healing items, you can see him switch to it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just chill my man! Take it slow. Foreplay works wonders even for men like us as well!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes SBLII is in Minnesota!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going for the vikings because they would have the home team advantage. Don't ever forget the home team advantage!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

@downvoters Fuck all of you. "I don't like sports HE SHALL GET DOWNVOTES" i even offered you porn... PORN

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Well at least you fucking read it LOL unlike most of these basement dwellers

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

as i said i have no idea what is going to happen. But with this bracket it wouldn't matter who wins cuz the both beat PHI and loose to MIN:D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I organised it for you! CAR @ MIN under NFC! :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because The O and D is balanced and also plot armor. I explain in the description you know!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This could 100% happen as well. But, again, MIN has the plot armor :D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"GUH FOOTBALL! I Hate football and SURLY everyone else does to so im not letting ANYONE SEE IT"- Downvoters

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because the Vikings are NFC and the Chiefs/Patriots are AFC. The Super Bowl is 1 AFC team VS 1 NFC team. KC and NE can't both be at LII

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well ya! There are AT LEAST 3 teams that don't belong in the playoffs on the AFC side

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im surpised "350" isn't an option. It would confirm that this is indeed satire!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then AFTER the poll they ask for money. With an optional "monthly" button...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0