FirstOneToDieWins

6346 pts ยท November 30, 2017


Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Good heavens what a pretty lady!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The optimist in me sees these videos and says "inspiring", the ADHD in me sees these videos and says "man thats a lot of stuff I need in order to do this perfectly", the realist says "the moment I fail even a little I'm going to get super depressed and quit"

1 month ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Shame all i have is a metal bin so I'll have to just settle for using a binstiller.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This kills the apples.

2 months ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 4

Love this clip so much

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That reminds me of the time I took off my top and got killed my Greg Kinnear.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She seems nice.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worry more about him being used as the 2028 republican presidential candidate with Trump being his VP then him just stepping down to let Trump be president for a 3rd term.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For some reason I thought she was gonna turn. Into a chair or grimace from McDonald's.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 I do not love the meme for its content, nor the comment for its wit l, but rather I love what they provide to me. A laugh in my time of strain while I sit upon my porcelain throne.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn that looks hard now... am I getting old? There was a time when I'd see this and think I could do that but now that looks like it would hurt to try.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 we are at the very precipice of turning this world upside down. Night will become day, black will become white, north America will become south America, toilets will flush in the opposite direction.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something something vanilla ICE

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For when you want lethal but also want to make a show of it.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I love it.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright, now clear the table it's time for dinner.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 Trump, The Quicker Fucker Upper. I will be using this and only this going forward.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least you don't have to work on your birthday?... happy birthday amigo

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good point how many sides do spheres even have?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss my ferrets so much. Get them a box and some packing peanuts. They deserve it.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too am looking forward to monster hunter coming out and hunting the monster that is trump.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Thems fine tube cats you got there.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe I'm a winner?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the internet.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what the comments section is for. I love good informative comments!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, grilling scissors. What a neat idea.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I needed that hit of serotonin this morning +1

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0