FirstClassTicketToHell

14940 pts · December 2, 2013


Hi there. I like cats. Isn't that the only qualification I need for you guys?

I haven’t been on Imgur in forever, and I love that this is one of the first posts I still see! Glad you guys are still here 😊

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FUCK YEAH! This is the comment I was looking for!

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

“It’s my muffin, I don’t care how it looks.” “My muffin hasn’t had a cherry since 1939.”

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was watching my SO play it, and we came to the conclusion that it’s this weird bastard love child of Ark Survival or whatever its name is now and Pokémon. It’s wild. We were cracking up this morning while he was playing, I had no idea there was any Drama™️ to it.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Looked them dead in the eye and said sure thing, fuckin’ go for it, Bill.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes! She actually has TWO Netflix specials, and just filmed her third. She’s super down to earth and relatable, and open about dealing with mental health issues. 13/10 recommend.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I looked for this one.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s right around the gas station sign and the wreckage at the 0:52 mark lmao.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex is 33 and I’m pretty sure he counts Moulin Rouge as his favorite movie. He does consider himself straight. However, given the other things I’ve seen, I don’t buy it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Nobody’s going to mention what appears to be a big T-Rex at the very end of the 300mph? Am I seeing things?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*core memory u n l o c k e d*

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think the one in our local mall was a KB Toys? Something like that, but I’m pretty sure there might have been two at the peak of that mall too.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tastes like a boot. A size 12 boot.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#25 *someone tries to tell me what to do* I don't like that answer. Or, my ADHD brain gets annoyed because that's not how it wants to be told.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know where it fell on the scale of age or price, but I remember my dad won mine at the arcade attached to the skating rink after hitting the jackpot on the game where you have to hit the button when the light was going around the circle at just the right time. But I still remember listening to it on the school bus and it always skipping when we went over this one bump.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I work in a restaurant, and our mayo comes in 5lb containers, but it’s a bag in a box and I hate it.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was beautiful.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Unless you’re too old and don’t trust/know how to use the tech. I don’t think this 86yo dude had a bunch of cameras to watch, probably didn’t want big gubmint watching him sit in his recliner watching Fox/Newsmax all day.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is the first explanation I’ve read that makes sense, thank you.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let the guy be happy and have his moment, he’s worked for this for a long time.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I think the whole journey started on a boat, year in a refugee camp, and ending up here with his dream coming true was more of his point.

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Good reminder that my basement is not that bad and not to take it for granted.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I have no idea what I’d do with a crawl space like that, other than pray to every deity that I never have to go into it. This is always a 1/

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I had a rocks glass in my purse briefly a while ago. Can’t remember why, but I did use it to box wine out of one night at a friends’ place.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think he used to repost viral content for karma farming, which always earned him a hearty fuck you. Or was he an imposter username trick?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It was long ago, and it was far away, and it was so much better than it is today. Wait, that was Meatloaf. I don’t even remember for sure.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHOSE BRAIN DID THIS.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0