Firebear420

888 pts ยท May 12, 2016


My wife is making these as stocking stuffers :D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I read a hentai with the same premise.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just laughed do hard my wife had to come check on me. I'm black, btw.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm sure some of those people did the stomach stapling or lap band thing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations. Welcome to the shit show.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do that with my 10 month old. Hell, I do it with my 6 and 8 year olds, too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. I punch Nazis every chance I get.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Punching Nazis never goes out of style.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What game is this?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clinton lied under oath. Trump hasn't, yet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sunk my battleship!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only if the DA can prove intent, which they could through this post...

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Thanks for the nostalgia bomb.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for the context. Oddly enough, not racist.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Before you leave home for the date. Not during the date.

9 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 0

I thought businesses weren't allowed to ask about children and marital status at interviews.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

On a side note, Florida is the ONLY state where the health department doesn't do restaurant inspections. We used to but kept closing shops.

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 20

I second the playgrounds one. I take water samples for several churches and will swing on the swings while I'm letting the water run.

9 years ago | Likes 377 Dislikes 0

Pretty much "hey man. Please don't shut us down. I'll give you some bud if you don't."

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What Corps is this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll get them next time. Just keep trying.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I kinda like 'Go', but it's not as good.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Please, nobody play the audio for Trump. He might believe it...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I once had a hotel offer me weed so I wouldn't close their pool. No chlorine and a broken gate. I declined, closed them and told my boss.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I inspect pools and we don't do bacteria. We test pH, chlorine/bromine and stabilizer. If the chlorine is good there should be no bacteria.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will usually urinate sitting, except at work. We allow the public to use the same toilets as us and people are disgusting.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That Lando one looks like a book cover.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. Just lots of Gators.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that real? Source?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1