FireRoastedFire

12687 pts ยท October 6, 2015


I am a human who lives in a house. I have the ability to speak, breath air, and eat. I am normal and unremarkable in any way. I am not a fanatic about robotic alien lifeforms bent in world domination amd absolutely not a spy for the coming invasion. The invasion was a metaphor, haha. I like cooking, games, growing skin and technology.

As a childhood cancer survivor who lost all his hair, it was terrifying. My older brother would rub my head for good luck to make me feel ok

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite as a Software engineer with 5 years experience and accolades / certifications is being asked to take a coding test...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also have a Puddles! But she is less known for writing and more known for flower vandalism.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You are correct, but 'fish' for CA wildlife purposes includes a mess of things, including amphibians and invertebrates for frogs and oysters

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

This is gold. I used it while telling my fiance about it and they nearly died laughing. I credited you, don't worry.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lol, that would be a hilarious side affect

3 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 0

Oh absolutely, and it's messed up; But hey now bees are fish so not all bad, lol.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#18 Y'all eat McDonald's and ass, so two Lindsay ass, and y'all complaining about this? Say nothing of sleepy chicken....

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do not confuse selfishness with human nature. Humans are communal creatures, selfishness is a learned trait.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Just a reminder to everyone: nostalgia is not always a good thing

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All-Clad is an American company, too. Checkmate.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I don't get paid in money, just extremely licrative stocks. I will take a poll on wether or not I should pay taxes on my legal tax evasion"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We farm the trees, but they play the long game. In reality, they are farming us.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We aren't killing the planet, just our ability to live on it. The world will chug on without us, probably be better off actually.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Heard a story of dudes doing it to an unoccupied summer home. Dude got tired of it and installed a backup power system. Fried the thieves.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, well they got just about 3 years to make them stick, or else that shitshow gets a second act.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My body froze and I fell back. Electrician buddy said 120 wall int bad, until I mentioned water and he went pale. Said I could have died 2/2

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give had too many close calls. Fav is when I reached into my turtles tank with a broken heater. 120v wall power in water. 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have many of these, too many

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How far away should my thumb be? Does this mean I survive if I shove my thumb in my eye?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am confused on your confusion; their numbers add up and we agree. What doesn't feel right about the presentation?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of dog is that? Cute breed.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree 95% is extreme, but if middle class pay 40% and poverty level pays 23%, I don't think its okay they pay nothing. 23% of 1M is 230k

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correct, its far worse. Billionaires pay about 23%, with exemptions and breaks about 0-1%. Average US citizen pays 24% of gross income.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. Its lovely

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you mean 'that's crazy' you are right. If you are doubting the math, naw that s good math. 1% tax is 1% tax, and should be for everyone.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0