“You can’t impeach Trump, he didn’t break any laws!”
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43
1077
Voctron!
-1
0
206
Happy birthday, mom
65
3
4076
DOJ Attorney: Migrant kids don’t deserve soap, toothpaste or blankets
14
43
973
1. Buy every hotdog you can get your hand on...
6
5
445
Something seems off...
1
35
696
Thanks Kohl’s for the “brand new” coffee maker!
16
21
692
"It's 11 p.m., do you know where your dumpster is?"
4
7
291
"It's 11 p.m., do you know where your dumpster is?"
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2
1576
Is it though?
0
3
227
Soon...
-4
7
5
Pizza Hut delivers
5
2
500
Reaching out and touching the face of God
9
1
10
If you do this, you're a dick.
-2
17
6
"He doesn't have Flash ears..."
17
8
4
READ THE BIBLE
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15
620
Mom's last voicemail (just checking on her 3-year-old grandson):
900
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34341
Florida, where you can legally hunt otters with a crossbow 3 months each year...
24
36
7
Aspergers art (dot matrix printer series)
8
13
356
Donald Trump's RNC nomination acceptance speech
4
5
558
What killed the dinosaurs, as told by 1982 children's book
3
1
384
Maybe my app is just screwed up...
-1
8
1
Boston Marathon bombing survivors visit Pulse nightclub shooting victims
18
1
108
It's called the long con
0
5
3
Mom's handwriting
57
6
193
Cheese-flavored cheese product...
14
14
470
Elliot, world. World, Elliot.
1
35
266
You know how most people have to store theirs in a moldy trailer under a tarp in the back yard?
8
5
502
Airbag might murder you, but we can't fix it yet... enjoy your Honda!
25
6
490
Want every meal to be delicious?
20
13
4
Chocolate-chocolate chip ghost cookies (Heat level = Fatal)
24
10
920
Limited edition pop-art poster/print dump (Mondo/Nakatomi/Bottleneck)
13
0
531
Florida beach-kid problems
-2
4
4
Florida weather meme dump
2
4
438
Every time I see a post about a movie theater warning parents that "Sausage Party" isn't a kid's movie.
20
5
816
I'm voting for Star Wars!
18
9
772
My mailman is a nutbar
6
3
582
My mom was on the cover of Life Magazine
63
11
1223
Tebow blows off Bahamas to visit Pulse shooting victims
33
34
118
Where are you, fatass?
21
6
475
Converse, why did you discontinue these?!?
19
12
879
Swan punch!
3
8
55
A daughter's love
2130
162
53207
Hottest hot sauce in the world!
20
42
503
Tourists, making Transylvania less scary every single day...
5
1
439
Theme parks to Orlando, "We 'heart' you!"
11
6
88
The mug shot says it all...
-2
11
2314
Cleaning the fridge as an anosmic...
22
25
26
It's a boy! Now, what to name him...
10
51
48