FingerLickr

1933 pts ยท August 1, 2014


#4 irritate the boss.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha. BOTH ANGELS! Two dudes on Imgur!! Nice!!

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#17 yes. But what is the McName??

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently there are TWO TYPES of Christians: Those who Follow Jesus's teaching, and Those who make him a Mascot for Hate. Racism. Xenophobia. Homo and Transphobia. Anti-Semitism and basically Christian White Supremacy. I think the Christians that Follow the teachings of Christ and welcome all and give to the poor are even worse. THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE OTHER TYPE. All they ever do is verbally condemn. They don't topple and remove. They don't excommunicate the evil within.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now THATS INTENT! Coming to America to make a better life!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's Sizzler's Malibu Sauce??

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Your doggo is defective.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a YOU problem.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Congratulations. Wait until you realize no one is coming to mow your lawn.. that sinks in just about a month in..

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have personally experienced this..

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A light haze was seen coming down the staircase.. I walked the majority of the upstairs hallway to the break room, turn the corner and there she was: hands reaching up to the microwave pulling the burnt foul smelling midnight snack out while saying: "Oh! False alarm! I accidentally set it for 10 hours instead of 10 minutes!" She caught it at 39:24 in.. That upstairs traffic office smelled rank for months before it was bearable. I don't think it ever truly went away...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 one of my midnight coworkers did this with a bag of popcorn in the upstairs break room and forgot about it. I was downstairs watching the master control operator sleep and snore with his eyes wide open when the commercial break rolled. Two snorts later and slap that automation control like it was a dead hornet. Then snore snore.. then; FIRE ALARM!! Woke his ass up. And I went to check upstairs. As I got to the middle of the staircase I stared smelling something burning and...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Dad there...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 Michael Phelps is well endowed.. as seen in -THAT- picture of him...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I doubt owned by gay couple or even lesbian... J/S

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

AND: loose change in Palm before dollar bills... So the customer can grasp the change in their palm instead of the change falling all over the place sliding off the dollar bills..

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pppffffffffttt.. Like; Everyone knows toilet seats are cleaner than the kitchen sponge...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, and if he doesn't like it, IT'S ILLEGAL

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe they should have made a Left choice...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I especially like the overly produced audio track filled with anxious sirens, the sympathetic music bed and the human cries of sadness.

But Yes. ABOLISH ICE.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Christianity is no longer an aspiration or label of grace or benevolence.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would do that too if metal tangs were dragged over my junk.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Was that Carp O' tunnel??

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Charlotte!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0