285773 pts ยท February 17, 2017
Alexa, set my dildo to Destruction Level 5
She just got life for murder of her 4th husband. 3rd one gassed himself....Be glad she's off the market.
Read the James Herbert book, Fluke, made into a very inferior film. He's remembering his past lives....
Maitland Ward, Google image search came up empty....Try Pornhub....
What have the Welsh ever done for us?....The aqueduct......
That's some toilet flush
Teppanyakki cooking is the best ...Teppanyaki!!!
Mum said I was conceived at work, at 30,000 feet.
And today you can see right up to the uterus.
A common garden thrush in the UK will have a favourite stone on which they'll crack snails out of their shells...
Wait, Wayne Bruce is Man Bat?
Indian neighbours, shit load of relatives turn up airport taxi. Mattresses arriving on cars. Police turned up. Still more relatives today...
It's a bit like having a favourite turd....
"Smile, you son of a bitch "
Like many so called "bad" movies this and Man From Uncle and so on, it needs a sequel.
Just move house....
Careful, there are people on here that'd go all Bill Clinton over that.
If you wanted a coffee, why did you ask for all this shit?
Great tits, actually
Seriously, fuck Israel...
We haven't sent any criminals to Australia since, oh, last Tuesday.
Great if you have a gut and don't want to wear just a shirt and trousers. You still have a gut, but you look damn fine.
No "Go hip go hip"?
Don't forget the shite they've got falling out of space...
Can't be worse than the post interview phone call. "How do you think it went?" Then "You didn't get it".
I can see my house! And yours!
Ve did not lose ze war! Ve came second....
She pushed me down the stairs....
Wolf Puppy!
Alexa, set my dildo to Destruction Level 5
She just got life for murder of her 4th husband. 3rd one gassed himself....Be glad she's off the market.
Read the James Herbert book, Fluke, made into a very inferior film. He's remembering his past lives....
Maitland Ward, Google image search came up empty....Try Pornhub....
What have the Welsh ever done for us?....The aqueduct......
That's some toilet flush
Teppanyakki cooking is the best ...Teppanyaki!!!
Mum said I was conceived at work, at 30,000 feet.
And today you can see right up to the uterus.
A common garden thrush in the UK will have a favourite stone on which they'll crack snails out of their shells...
Wait, Wayne Bruce is Man Bat?
Indian neighbours, shit load of relatives turn up airport taxi. Mattresses arriving on cars. Police turned up. Still more relatives today...
It's a bit like having a favourite turd....
"Smile, you son of a bitch "
Like many so called "bad" movies this and Man From Uncle and so on, it needs a sequel.
Just move house....
Careful, there are people on here that'd go all Bill Clinton over that.
If you wanted a coffee, why did you ask for all this shit?
Great tits, actually
Seriously, fuck Israel...
We haven't sent any criminals to Australia since, oh, last Tuesday.
Great if you have a gut and don't want to wear just a shirt and trousers. You still have a gut, but you look damn fine.
No "Go hip go hip"?
Don't forget the shite they've got falling out of space...
Can't be worse than the post interview phone call. "How do you think it went?" Then "You didn't get it".
I can see my house! And yours!
Ve did not lose ze war! Ve came second....
She pushed me down the stairs....
Wolf Puppy!