Ficious

1524 pts ยท August 18, 2014


This is so, so much better without the caption.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My fingers are evil

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#2 Steve keeps screaming to be let out, but no, I'll keep him in my pocket forever

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I put my tongue in god's loophole

8 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Maybe one day he'll beat the crow, but not today.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whoa now. Give the dumbfucks a break. It's the assholes who mislead and use the dumbfucks to further their own interests that need to go truck jumping. It doesn't matter if you're stupid as long as you're kind.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#147 I like your beyblade

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Folks please stop with the jokes, my doctor says if I read one more joke today I may die

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like Taco Bell

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No, just flipping it

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ash Zombie is a well respected job these days! Don't be so classist.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is why nobody else is using semicolons. This guy is using them all up

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So you have one car and the dog has one car and a chauffeur

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Are the balls in the guts then? You might want to get that checked out

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Speak for yourself. My thoughts are exactly like that.

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Captain Crunch

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Men is too headache

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm voting for the Rogue Black Hole in 2025

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just put the mug on the stove on medium heat

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'd rather vote for that

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hetero sex is weird

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think you're looking for the word "sibling" though I'll admit it does not have the same ring to it as "broster"

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I Spot! You human!

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How did you know my password??

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks little guy!

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep they're just 1/frequency

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0