3307 pts ยท July 19, 2015
"What's wrong with where I hung the mistletoe? It's just a kiss on the lips."
I started hyper ventilating just watching this.
To be fair, sitting Presidents are supposed to act like PRESIDENTS. Not wanna be dictators. So...
Man, this got dark and depressing pretty quick.
I would ask her if this is going to be a knight to remember.
That's not an omelette. That's an egg taco with bacon and cheese.
I feel for you. I had to put both of my cats down last year. My condolences.
#1 He came back though. So does it even count?
I dont know how to say this, but one of those guys isint who he says he is. (It's the one in the middle)
I mean, I tackle my wife sometimes to .....eat her. Does that count?
That joke deserves to be pun-ished
Im an NPC in my own game
Oof. Right in the feels.
If you know, you know
Can we take a moment to appreciate the perfect loop.
Thats the RPMs of the very core of the earth. The crust where we live spins much slower than the very center. Thats my opinion
His clothes may pop, but he is the tart.
When your connection to the Matrix hits 1000 ping
"To protect and serve..." seems they forgot about that part.
Happy birthday to the little guy
Can we not appreciate the perfect loop as well?
Republican? More like Republican't.
The face of Ron Perlman before he pounces.
I know that happy feeling. My in laws lived with us for almost 2 years....
Step 1: Find duck, Step 2: Compliment duck, Step 3: Ask duck out to dinner
And people love drinking literal poison. Both are dumb as hell
While I understand the sentiment, those people went to jail while it was illegal. Laws changed but at the time, they still broke it.
"What's wrong with where I hung the mistletoe? It's just a kiss on the lips."
I started hyper ventilating just watching this.
To be fair, sitting Presidents are supposed to act like PRESIDENTS. Not wanna be dictators. So...
Man, this got dark and depressing pretty quick.
I would ask her if this is going to be a knight to remember.
That's not an omelette. That's an egg taco with bacon and cheese.
I feel for you. I had to put both of my cats down last year. My condolences.
#1 He came back though. So does it even count?
I dont know how to say this, but one of those guys isint who he says he is. (It's the one in the middle)
I mean, I tackle my wife sometimes to .....eat her. Does that count?
That joke deserves to be pun-ished
Im an NPC in my own game
Oof. Right in the feels.
If you know, you know
Can we take a moment to appreciate the perfect loop.
Thats the RPMs of the very core of the earth. The crust where we live spins much slower than the very center. Thats my opinion
His clothes may pop, but he is the tart.
When your connection to the Matrix hits 1000 ping
"To protect and serve..." seems they forgot about that part.
Happy birthday to the little guy
Can we not appreciate the perfect loop as well?
Republican? More like Republican't.
The face of Ron Perlman before he pounces.
I know that happy feeling. My in laws lived with us for almost 2 years....
Step 1: Find duck, Step 2: Compliment duck, Step 3: Ask duck out to dinner
And people love drinking literal poison. Both are dumb as hell
While I understand the sentiment, those people went to jail while it was illegal. Laws changed but at the time, they still broke it.