Felaris

3307 pts ยท July 19, 2015


"What's wrong with where I hung the mistletoe? It's just a kiss on the lips."

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I started hyper ventilating just watching this.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, sitting Presidents are supposed to act like PRESIDENTS. Not wanna be dictators. So...

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Man, this got dark and depressing pretty quick.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would ask her if this is going to be a knight to remember.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not an omelette. That's an egg taco with bacon and cheese.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I feel for you. I had to put both of my cats down last year. My condolences.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 He came back though. So does it even count?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont know how to say this, but one of those guys isint who he says he is. (It's the one in the middle)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean, I tackle my wife sometimes to .....eat her. Does that count?

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

That joke deserves to be pun-ished

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Im an NPC in my own game

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oof. Right in the feels.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you know, you know

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we take a moment to appreciate the perfect loop.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats the RPMs of the very core of the earth. The crust where we live spins much slower than the very center. Thats my opinion

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

His clothes may pop, but he is the tart.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When your connection to the Matrix hits 1000 ping

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"To protect and serve..." seems they forgot about that part.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Happy birthday to the little guy

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we not appreciate the perfect loop as well?

4 years ago | Likes 1873 Dislikes 2

Republican? More like Republican't.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The face of Ron Perlman before he pounces.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I know that happy feeling. My in laws lived with us for almost 2 years....

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Find duck, Step 2: Compliment duck, Step 3: Ask duck out to dinner

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And people love drinking literal poison. Both are dumb as hell

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While I understand the sentiment, those people went to jail while it was illegal. Laws changed but at the time, they still broke it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1