FeelingButter

1031 pts ยท January 9, 2017


I can't read this small font

Will somebody please think of the fucks?

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Honestly, he didn't freak out nearly as much as I would have.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's when the soccer game starts.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beauty

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 banana pancakes!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This seems like an easy fix. Add client-side check for key phrases like "Thanks" and have canned responses like "You're Welcome".
Give me money!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Starboard versus port. Starboard has more Rs so its on the right side.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stalag-might reach the ceiling.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But eagles don't have fingers.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably isn't an albino, it is likely leucistic.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would make for a good ๐ŸŽ for your parents though.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I assume he's referring to the public nudity charge...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Queens of the stone age. The band.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pfftt, I can totally see them...oh, nope, I'm dead.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chimps are people.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is pre-eating their faces.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me and and all the stupid people nodding along to this.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew it!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of these days I'm going to have to learn what Tumblr is.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Iron wasn't created by the big bang fwiw.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A is for affort.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was Eagle-Eye Cherry ๐Ÿ˜€

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Inner peace

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He could have a show on HGTV as a professional flipper.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She probably still wouldn't give me the time of day.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Humans with Dwarfism are still humans.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Dwarf stars are stars, dwarf planets are planets.
Works for humans too.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0