Feegert

10925 pts ยท November 7, 2014


I love dinosaurs.

Where there any jokes that didn't make the cut that you liked?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With her skillset you could just do direct deposit.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

How long did it take for the land piranhas to devour all of his flesh?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harvey Birdman?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You got me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey send me one too when you get the chance.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad he visited Earth, my life is better because of it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Finally something I can use to flush all this earwax into my brian.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

People like you and I are the precise reason why there isn't a "none of the above" option on voting ballots.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

ON IT

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I stand corrected.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"YOU CAN'T MILK THOSE!"

9 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 0

I love you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll take 2 large scoops of that blue stuff please.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The things I would do for another season of Parks and Rec

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because she doesn't want to get shot.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I wanna look at your stuff. I like browsing people's content before they get famous.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well, you're not wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How do I find these kinds of movies?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I read a newspaper headline titled "Creature punches eyeball out of criminal's head" I would instantly retire as a criminal.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

She speaks English too, however her native language is Spanish.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Note to self: don't drop ravioli in water.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't hate your PP @OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love dinosaurs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder what it would feel like plugging it in at 35mph

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*continues punching*

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is the correct answer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need one of those retractable pink spouts, would never have to wipe again.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And it's ripping up the seat of the chair it's on.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0