4976 pts · September 3, 2017
I’d eat it
Or nephew
Thought MTG was Magic The Gathering, not Misogynistic Theorist Git. Was genuinely interested for a sec
Horse height is measured in hands, ~3 inches. Bro used two hands
*day’s
TIL the word aping, days now a win
Better cosplay if done by a dude
That’s DDD: Designated Drunk Driver. Been it far too many times, just make a plan and be safe. Risk too high, reward too small
Key to being dd is comedy. Find comedy in their stupidity and guide them away from danger. Laugh away all problems and stay mobile
It’s pretty good with cola as well ;)
That describes every sport
TIL I’m German
According to advertisers, yes
Still is, but he was too
They probably did at some point in history
Bruh… grow up
If I tried that I’d get smacked on the back of the head and be told to stop being a smart-ass
My #1 rule on the road to sobriety
You deserve far more updoots than you will receive
Some states do, others are legislated by cheap assholes. Plus doing anything as a nation is extremely arduous
I would like my soma now, please
Gotta indoctrinate that bureaucracy while they're young!
You guys had parenting?
“Kinda”
it be like that sometimes
You pull a 'Murica on 'em
I've worked myself immobile for less than half that, I'll fuckin take it
I’d eat it
Or nephew
Thought MTG was Magic The Gathering, not Misogynistic Theorist Git. Was genuinely interested for a sec
Horse height is measured in hands, ~3 inches. Bro used two hands
*day’s
TIL the word aping, days now a win
Better cosplay if done by a dude
That’s DDD: Designated Drunk Driver. Been it far too many times, just make a plan and be safe. Risk too high, reward too small
Key to being dd is comedy. Find comedy in their stupidity and guide them away from danger. Laugh away all problems and stay mobile
It’s pretty good with cola as well ;)
That describes every sport
TIL I’m German
According to advertisers, yes
Still is, but he was too
They probably did at some point in history
Bruh… grow up
If I tried that I’d get smacked on the back of the head and be told to stop being a smart-ass
My #1 rule on the road to sobriety
You deserve far more updoots than you will receive
Some states do, others are legislated by cheap assholes. Plus doing anything as a nation is extremely arduous
I would like my soma now, please
Gotta indoctrinate that bureaucracy while they're young!
You guys had parenting?
“Kinda”
You pull a 'Murica on 'em
I've worked myself immobile for less than half that, I'll fuckin take it