FedExForExplosives

4976 pts · September 3, 2017


I’d eat it

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or nephew

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Thought MTG was Magic The Gathering, not Misogynistic Theorist Git. Was genuinely interested for a sec

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Horse height is measured in hands, ~3 inches. Bro used two hands

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*day’s

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TIL the word aping, days now a win

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Better cosplay if done by a dude

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That’s DDD: Designated Drunk Driver. Been it far too many times, just make a plan and be safe. Risk too high, reward too small

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Key to being dd is comedy. Find comedy in their stupidity and guide them away from danger. Laugh away all problems and stay mobile

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It’s pretty good with cola as well ;)

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That describes every sport

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TIL I’m German

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

According to advertisers, yes

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Still is, but he was too

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They probably did at some point in history

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Bruh… grow up

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If I tried that I’d get smacked on the back of the head and be told to stop being a smart-ass

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My #1 rule on the road to sobriety

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You deserve far more updoots than you will receive

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Some states do, others are legislated by cheap assholes. Plus doing anything as a nation is extremely arduous

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I would like my soma now, please

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Gotta indoctrinate that bureaucracy while they're young!

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You guys had parenting?

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“Kinda”

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it be like that sometimes

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You pull a 'Murica on 'em

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I've worked myself immobile for less than half that, I'll fuckin take it

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